The 4th of July is nearing and you know what that means...? Once again, it's the season to watch half naked dummies get blown to pieces on your local news stations! Yeeeeeee-huh?Heineken? Manniken? Man-I-can?? Man-you-CAN!!!
Pants off, shirt on...
The dummies that I've seen recently- it seems flannel is in!! No need for pants! Shirt? Yes. Don't be silly, dummy. If it's any consolation, forget about fastening or snapping any buttons. Who needs any of that jazz when you're so hot hot hot!!! Don't forget to don your dummy this summer with huge melons! Oh yeah! What a refreshing treat! but don't forget to first riddle them with m-80's!
Keep in mind, if you still have all fingers on July 5th, your 4th wasn't that great...
Those dummies ain't so smart....
Flannel in the summer....pshhhh...
